I know that this doesn't quite make up for missing so many posts, but that doesn't mean y'all can't enjoy this newly thought out story arc. Put on your seatbelts; it's gonna be a bumpy ride.

In case you don't know, Gary Larson is one of my favorite cartoonists; not to be excused with this. And no, I haven't really run out of material. It's a blessing and a curse.